Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.
I'm not Elvis. I don't get chased by paparazzi.
It's better to be known by six people for something you're proud of than to be known by sixty million for something you're not.
I'm not interesting enough on my own that you'd want to see a film about me.
You make friends with older people and you always feel young no matter what.
Twitter is the Devil's playground.