I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!

I've always been in the middle of making my own movies, so taking acting jobs that take me away from that has been impossible.

My friend Harry Nilsson used to say the definition of an artist was someone who rode way ahead of the herd and was sort of the lookout. Now you don't have to be that, to be an artist. You can be right smack-dab in the middle of the herd. If you are, you'll be the richest.

I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.

I'm not interesting enough on my own that you'd want to see a film about me.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

It's interesting when you're part of a group - the Jews, to be exact - that the world has had such problems with.