I'm not interesting enough on my own that you'd want to see a film about me.

I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment.

Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't cool to say, at a young age, 'I want to be a comedian.'

The world really changed after 9/11, not just in the tragic way, but in every way. So it took me a couple of years to even understand how my art form I could process any of this. When the world changed, eliciting laughter with subjects that were funny to me before 9/11 just didnt seem good enough.

Twitter is the Devil's playground.

My friend Harry Nilsson used to say the definition of an artist was someone who rode way ahead of the herd and was sort of the lookout. Now you don't have to be that, to be an artist. You can be right smack-dab in the middle of the herd. If you are, you'll be the richest.

Don't worry, and don't kick yourself forever. Just take the opportunities when they come.