When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.

If I'm going to act in someone's movie, I want the movie to be interesting and be able to get a couple of solid doubles.

When I audition, I understand what it takes and the insecurities that come with it. If I do anything, I put actors at ease. I used to tell directors who weren't actors, the best thing they could do was take an acting class for a couple of months. Just to understand.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

When I was younger, I wasn't concentrating on good days. I was managing a career and trying to have a good year. It would always 'lead' to something, which never leads to anything except death, where everything leads to. And then as I got older, and then I had my kids and everything, I began to appreciate a great Wednesday.

Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't cool to say, at a young age, 'I want to be a comedian.'