Don't worry, and don't kick yourself forever. Just take the opportunities when they come.

Steven Spielberg seems to have wanted to be a director from 13. He put his dog in a certain position and made him eat at four o'clock. He liked to direct it. But, to me, directing is tedious. Especially if you're acting in it. And I'm inherently lazy.

If I'm going to act in someone's movie, I want the movie to be interesting and be able to get a couple of solid doubles.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

You can equate acting to a tennis game: When you're playing one of the best, you get better.

I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.

I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.