I'm a big consumer of news and I have my six newspaper sites booked. And what I like bout Twitter is it's almost, it allows me to make a comment about something that's just on my mind.

I'm not interesting enough on my own that you'd want to see a film about me.

If you look at the best-seller list for American fiction, they're all sequels to detective stories or stories about hunting serial killers. That's what's called American fiction these days.

Nothing surprises me. After Donald Trump, nothing matters, does it?

When you improvise on the spot, people are very reluctant to have soft moments or quiet moments or sad moments because they're trying to fill up the spaces. So they always go towards, "How come you're late?! You're supposed to have my shirt ready! You call this a dry cleaner?!" That's what happens. That's why improvising on the spot gets very dicey.

If I'm going to act in someone's movie, I want the movie to be interesting and be able to get a couple of solid doubles.

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.