I can't not put humor in a book.
Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't cool to say, at a young age, 'I want to be a comedian.'
Steven Spielberg seems to have wanted to be a director from 13. He put his dog in a certain position and made him eat at four o'clock. He liked to direct it. But, to me, directing is tedious. Especially if you're acting in it. And I'm inherently lazy.
I'm not Elvis. I don't get chased by paparazzi.
Be generous and you can be the best person who ever lived.
If anything happens to me, tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way, they'll have to reevaluate me.