My name is Alex Riley and I've been signed to a personal services contract for The Miz.
I'm not afraid of a party!
I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!
I'll take care of this. All you had to do was ask.
Yeah, because I'm the one with the long hair and the pouty lips right?
I do everything The Miz needs me to do. I make sure everything goes smoothly. If I can get involved in the match when the referee is not looking. You know, we have to keep the title!