I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine.

You're the WWE Champion and I would never let you down!

We share a lot in common, attitude wise.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.

Do you really think I should be out there with Officer Dewey? I mean, you saw Scream. The guy can't protect anybody. Everybody in that movie died!

If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me awesome as well.

We're almost like Bonnie & Clyde. Of course, he's Bonnie and I'm Clyde.