You're the WWE Champion and I would never let you down!
Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet my girlfriend for a martini.
And if you're not buying my dinnner or you think you fancy, you're not getting a date with The Miz!
My name is Alex Riley and I've been signed to a personal services contract for The Miz.
We share a lot in common, attitude wise.
And frankly, I'm a huge gold digger and The Miz is about to make a lot of money!