Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.

I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine.

I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!

Do you really think I should be out there with Officer Dewey? I mean, you saw Scream. The guy can't protect anybody. Everybody in that movie died!

Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.

What are you two doing flirting with this nerd? I told you, you are supposed to be in charge of the 50 dancing girls I had set up for Miz's celebration.

I'll take care of this. All you had to do was ask.