If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me awesome as well.

I thought that was fantastic. We were working on that the other night, actually.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.

If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me awesome as well.

I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!

You can't say the secret word!

Do you really think I should be out there with Officer Dewey? I mean, you saw Scream. The guy can't protect anybody. Everybody in that movie died!