My life is what it is, and I can't change it. I can change the future, but I can't do anything about the past.

I had only been a citizen for two weeks when I received a summons to appear for jury duty!

When I finish as the host of 'Jeopardy!' I'm going to go up to Taft in central California. They have a small college there that teaches you about oil drilling.

My dad drank pretty heavily, and he never missed a day of work in his life. So I never looked at drinking as a serious problem, but drugs to me are a serious problem. I think it's a generational thing. I think older people don't feel as uncomfortable around drinkers as they do around dopers.

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you.

Saying that I've THOUGHT about it doesn't mean that I'm DOING it.

Sex? Unfortunately, as you get older - and I shouldn't admit this - there are other things that become more important in your daily life.