You haven't lived until you died in New York.

It was Mrs. Campbell, for instance, who, on a celebrated occasion, threw her companion into a flurry by describing her recent marriage as "the deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue."

I count it a high honor to belong to a profession in which the good men write every paragraph, every sentence, every line, as lovingly as any Addison or Steele, and do so in full regard that by tomorrow it will have been burned, or used, if at all, to line a shelf.

One listens to one's lawyer prattle on as long as one can stand it and then signs where indicated.

A broker is a man who runs your fortune into a shoestring.

There's nothing wrong with Oscar Levant - nothing a miracle won't cure.

Germany was the cause of Hitler as much as Chicago is responsible for the Chicago Tribune.