I count it a high honor to belong to a profession in which the good men write every paragraph, every sentence, every line, as lovingly as any Addison or Steele, and do so in full regard that by tomorrow it will have been burned, or used, if at all, to line a shelf.
Alexander WoollcottOne listens to one's lawyer prattle on as long as one can stand it and then signs where indicated.
Alexander WoollcottMany of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
Alexander Woollcott