Babies in silk hats playing with dynamite.
Los Angeles is seven suburbs in search of a city.
The two oldest professions in the world — ruined by amateurs.
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
One listens to one's lawyer prattle on as long as one can stand it and then signs where indicated.
Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.