The two oldest professions in the world — ruined by amateurs.
A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.
Today just might be the best day to start seriously thinking about quitting smoking.
Mrs. Patrick Cambell is an aged British battleship sinking rapidly and firing every available gun on her rescuers.
His huff arrived and he departed in it.
Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.