First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.

I always thought communism was crap, really.

It always seemed to be a constant that my parents were political.

I wanted to write about how people's beliefs shift.

I think that my ideas of the world are that it's random and cruel but kind of quite comical really, and therefore the humour, in a sense, springs from that.

There's a part of me that still hates everything, and my natural view default setting is still very cynical and dark

If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'