First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.

I always thought communism was crap, really.

There's a part of me that still hates everything, and my natural view default setting is still very cynical and dark

You can't do comedy with a beard.

As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.

If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't.

I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.