I don't think people were that interested in what I was doing for the most of the 1990s.

I always thought communism was crap, really.

If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres.

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.

I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus.

Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.

I don't think people were that interested in what I was doing for the most of the 1990s.