I don't think people were that interested in what I was doing for the most of the 1990s.

There's a part of me that still hates everything, and my natural view default setting is still very cynical and dark

I wanted to write about how people's beliefs shift.

Most of the Communists I knew were nice people.

The optimum frequency with which comedians should do a series is every year. I do one every three years. My audience is literally dying off.

I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus.

Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like ""Brothers in Arms"" and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.