I don't think I'd ever get thin, but I don't see why I should necessarily think that I couldn't You can't live your life for your routines.

You can't do comedy with a beard.

The optimum frequency with which comedians should do a series is every year. I do one every three years. My audience is literally dying off.

As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.

For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell people something they don't know about.

Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.

I don't think I'd ever get thin, but I don't see why I should necessarily think that I couldn't You can't live your life for your routines.