I don't think I'd ever get thin, but I don't see why I should necessarily think that I couldn't You can't live your life for your routines.

I did six series for the BBC and that was enough. I've been writing for ten years, which is more challenging artistically.

I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.

I liked 35 and in both my novels that is the age of the lead characters. I tried making them my age but they just seemed to keep moaning about stuff.

A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags.

If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.

There's a part of me that still hates everything, and my natural view default setting is still very cynical and dark