If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip.

My name is Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege of Stalingrad Glorious Five Year Plan Sputnik Tractor Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski. Me Dad was a bit of a Communist, know what I mean?

I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.

If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres.

People aren't universally heroic.