People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Alexei SayleIf I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres.
Alexei SayleNow, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.
Alexei SayleYuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip.
Alexei Sayle