I like the south of Spain, notably for the Moorish influence and the weather.

There's a part of me that still hates everything, and my natural view default setting is still very cynical and dark

I don't think I'd ever get thin, but I don't see why I should necessarily think that I couldn't You can't live your life for your routines.

I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus.

Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often.

People used to think I was just a shouty comic but I was doing stuff about Sartre.

If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres.