I wanted to write about how people's beliefs shift.
I like the south of Spain, notably for the Moorish influence and the weather.
I feel sorry for many politicians we expect them to be completely consistent and moralised when we're not.
Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.
Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.
The optimum frequency with which comedians should do a series is every year. I do one every three years. My audience is literally dying off.