I like the south of Spain, notably for the Moorish influence and the weather.

If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.

Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like ""Brothers in Arms"" and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.

The optimum frequency with which comedians should do a series is every year. I do one every three years. My audience is literally dying off.

However, my problems with my memory are further complicated by the fact that while I don't have any recollection of things I have actually done, I have very vivid recollections of loads of things that I haven't done.

I liked 35 and in both my novels that is the age of the lead characters. I tried making them my age but they just seemed to keep moaning about stuff.

Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often.