Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.

People used to think I was just a shouty comic but I was doing stuff about Sartre.

However, my problems with my memory are further complicated by the fact that while I don't have any recollection of things I have actually done, I have very vivid recollections of loads of things that I haven't done.

There's a part of me that still hates everything, and my natural view default setting is still very cynical and dark

First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.

If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.

I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.