A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags.
Alexei SayleAmericans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.
Alexei SayleIf someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.
Alexei SayleI've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.
Alexei Sayle