I always thought communism was crap, really.

As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.

I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.

Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.

Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip.

If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't.

For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell people something they don't know about.