I'm a writer and, therefore, automatically a suspicious character.

Ideas come from everything

It's only a movie, and, after all, we're all grossly overpaid.

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

I always take the audience into account.

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.

In a good marriage each is the others better half.