When I was a kid and my parents started talking about politics, I'd run to my room and put on the Rolling Stones as loud as I could. So when I see all these rock stars up there talking politics, it makes me sick... If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.

She wears high tech Devo suit, she changed her name to Xerox, she hides quaaludes in her boots.

Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll is easy. True christianity…that's rebellion.

They say that golf isn't a contact sport. Not the way that we play it

I ain't no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone.

I read Dad's books like I did before, now things are crystal clear. Lock the door in the bathroom, now I just can't get caught in here.

I have never made fun of religion. Religion is something I don't even want to mess with, because I am really afraid of the clouds opening up and my being struck by lightning.