When I was a kid and my parents started talking about politics, I'd run to my room and put on the Rolling Stones as loud as I could. So when I see all these rock stars up there talking politics, it makes me sick... If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.

If I spray it on the seat, lady gonna tie a big knot in the meat.

People that haven't seen us yet are shocked because they think that Alice Cooper must be a female folksinger. They don't expect the whole thing.

The only real person you need to know is you.

I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good.

I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.

We try to be as much involved in our product as possible, because then it's us.