You know it's always funny - the more legend awards you get, the closer you get to the grave, I guess, i am going full strength right now so it's great to get these while you're alive, I'd hate to get them after you're dead.

They say that golf isn't a contact sport. Not the way that we play it

It's a compliment to me to hear you screaming.

Old enough to be drafted but not old enough to vote.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

I'll take you to the deepest, darkest, hottest lover's lane for a little spark in the dark.

She's cool in bed, as she ought to be, cuz Ethyl's dead.