I don't think you can shock an audience anymore. Me cutting my head off is a great illusion, but when you turn on CNN and there's a guy really getting his head cut off, it does dilute what I did.

Dead Babies can take care of themselves, dead Babies can´t take things off the shelf.

If you get earaches, I'd turn my volume down a notch or two for you. Cause I will do anything for you.

No more Mr. Nice Guy.

So what this is is us, our personalities refined down on to a stage performance. In other words, the way we play is the end product of the way we live - we live in the cities, you see.

If you blink your eyes or go get a Coke, you've missed 10 things.

And if I am elected, I promise the formation of a new party, a third party, a wild party.