I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.

I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl.

I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.

I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.

You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman... I was so excited about meeting him, but he turned up in shell suit bottoms, slippers, and a jumper. He was just so worn out and old, he wanted to go home.

If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is off, you can lose an audience in the first minute. That first minute is crucial.

The whole business of smoking is like forcing yourself to wear tight shoes just to get the pleasure of taking them off.