I didn't really want to be a comedian.
I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.
I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.
I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl.
I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.
I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.