I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.

I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them.

I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.

The whole business of smoking is like forcing yourself to wear tight shoes just to get the pleasure of taking them off.

I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration.

I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.

I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people.