I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.

I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.

I didn't really want to be a comedian.

I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them.

I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl.

I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.

A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere.