I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration.

I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.

If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is off, you can lose an audience in the first minute. That first minute is crucial.

I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.

I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them.

I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl.

I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.