I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration.

I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration.

I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them.

I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.

I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.

I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.

If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is off, you can lose an audience in the first minute. That first minute is crucial.