A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere.

I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.

A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere.

I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them.

I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.

I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.

I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.