Comedy is the drug, when they laugh it's like I'm a jazz musician and they hear it, and they get it. It's power to take the crowd wherever I want them to go. I love it when they laugh, especially when they relate through laughter. It's a beautiful thing. It also means I'm going to get paid, which is nice.
Alonzo BoddenI wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front telling everyone to sit down and shut up.
Alonzo BoddenScientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been along for years... it's called cash.
Alonzo Bodden