I was on the highway - I saw the scariest thing in the world, man. I saw an Asian driving an SUV. Really, I just drove my car right into the guardrail, figured I'd save him some time.
Alonzo BoddenI ride because thereโs nothing like in the world. Itโs a passion. Itโs something I absolutely have to do and I can never imagine not doing it.
Alonzo BoddenWomen like jewelry. They're like racoons: show them some shiny stuff and they'll follow you home.
Alonzo BoddenIn a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening.
Alonzo Bodden