Black people don't hijack planes, alright? Now I'll be the first to admit, we steal a lot of stuff, but we do not hijack planes. In fact, in the history of aviation, a black person has never even attempted to hijack a plane. Do you want to know why? Because you can't sell an airplane.
Alonzo BoddenWomen like jewelry. They're like racoons: show them some shiny stuff and they'll follow you home.
Alonzo BoddenLatinos outnumber Black people now. I'm not too happy about it. Because it's only a matter of time before we lose our month. Soon as they figure it out, they're going to have Latino History Month. All we're going to have is Cinco de Negro.
Alonzo BoddenWatching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?
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