You can't bring tweezers on an airplane. If I'm on a plane and you try to hijack it with tweezers, I'll whip your ass, man. You think I'm going to be late because you've got tweezers and a bad attitude?

I don't like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. I'm black, we have no good old days.

I ride because there’s nothing like in the world. It’s a passion. It’s something I absolutely have to do and I can never imagine not doing it.

I wasn't always a comic, I used to do honest work.

I could always make people laugh.

Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?

I was teaching airplane mechanics when I realized it was more fun to make them laugh. I was laid off one more time and I never looked back, although it was nice to have a steady paycheck and benefits.