I don't like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. I'm black, we have no good old days.
Alonzo BoddenWomen like jewelry. They're like racoons: show them some shiny stuff and they'll follow you home.
Alonzo BoddenWatching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?
Alonzo BoddenScientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been along for years... it's called cash.
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