All that [replacing of fat] does is lead to dissatisfaction and I think that dissatisfaction results in overeating.

A lot of food shows need only to tempt. Some food shows only need to inspire, to empower. And there are a lot of shows that do that.

I'm too tired to hate.

Laminated Lettuce ... perfect for holiday gift giving.

Cranberries contain a massive amount of natural pectins. They will gel all on their own, which is why you can basically make cranberry sauce out of filling.

Basting is evil. Basting does nothing for the meat. Why? Skin. Skin is designed to keep stuff out of the bird, so basting just lets heat out of the oven. That means the turkey will take longer to cook... so don't touch that door!

The way to any woman's heart, be she witch or Wonderwoman, princess or Pocahontas, is through her stomach.