So on one hand, honey is an amazingly sophisticated and efficient food source. On the other hand, it's bee backwash.

I found that if I offered to cook for a girl, my odds improved radically over simply asking a girl out. Through my efforts to attract the opposite sex, I found that not only did cooking work, but that it was actually fun.

I love to have battles of the wits with people that can dish fast and dirty - and it leads to problems occasionally, 'cause I can sound mean without attempting to be mean.

Believe me, a grain is a terrible thing to waste.

The turkey - my number one thing that people don't get is take that sucker out of the refrigerator about three hours before you plan on cooking it.

I keep the "ThunderCats" thermos safely in the kitchen.

Gluttony is wrong. It's wasteful.