We are fat and sick and dying because we have handed a basic, fundamental and intimate function of life over to corporations. We choose to value our nourishment so little that we entrust it to strangers. This is insanity. Feed yourselves. Feed your loved ones. And for God's sake feed your children.

I like television. I still believe that television is the most powerful form of communication on Earth - I just hate what is being done with it.

Laminated Lettuce ... perfect for holiday gift giving.

Recipe writers hate to write about heat. They despise it. Because there aren't proper words for communicating what should be done with it.

I found that if I offered to cook for a girl, my odds improved radically over simply asking a girl out. Through my efforts to attract the opposite sex, I found that not only did cooking work, but that it was actually fun.

My college degree was in theater. But the real reason, if I have any success in that milieu, so to speak, is because I spent a lot of years directing, I spent a lot of years behind the camera

Cooking is an observation-based process that you can't do if you're so completely focused on a recipe.