I say grace. I'm a big believer in grace. I happen to believe in a God that made all the food and so I'm pretty grateful for that and I thank him for that. But I'm also thankful for the people that put the food on the table.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

If I took my turkey out of the refrigerator and, like, threw it in a dumpster or drug it down the street in New York for a while [it will make people sick].

Stuffing is evil. Stuffing adds mass, so it slows the cooking. That's evil because the longer the bird cooks, the drier it will be.

I'm prickly. I fuss over every single detail.

The way to any woman's heart, be she witch or Wonderwoman, princess or Pocahontas, is through her stomach.

Laughing brains are more absorbent.