Seriously. I'm not very bright, and it takes a lot for me to get a concept - to really get a concept. To get it enough that it becomes part of me. But when it happens I get real excited about it

Remember, America: organization will set you free.

All that [replacing of fat] does is lead to dissatisfaction and I think that dissatisfaction results in overeating.

I can’t talk about anything or write about anything if I don’t understand it. So a lot of the stuff that I go through and a lot of the time that I spend is understanding.

I had kicked around the idea for Good Eats when I was directing commercials.

You need to either create a slurry in a cold liquid, which also works with cornstarch, or you've got to do your gravy in a very wide pan and kind of scatter the flour over the top and then very quickly whisk it in.

Laminated Lettuce ... perfect for holiday gift giving.