If there's something I feel certain of, it is that we're not very aware of each other and that's largely because of social media.
I'm loyal and very good about giving people opportunities.
I'm too tired to hate.
Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get hurt.
I never rated my cuddle factor, but I expect it's pretty low.
The turkey - my number one thing that people don't get is take that sucker out of the refrigerator about three hours before you plan on cooking it.