Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.
Ambrose BierceDEGRADATION, n. One of the stages of moral and social progress from private station to political preferment.
Ambrose BierceMolecule, n.: The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter. It is distinguished from the corpuscle, also the ultimate, indivisible unit of matter, by a closer resemblance to the atom, also the ultimate, indivisible unit of matter ... The ion differs from the molecule, the corpuscle and the atom in that it is an ion.
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