INJUSTICE, n. A burden which of all those that we load upon others and carry ourselves is lightest in the hands and heaviest upon the back.

In theology, the state of a luckless mortal prenatally damned. The doctrine of reprobation was taught by Calvin, whose joy in it was somewhat marred by the sad sincerity of his conviction that although some are foredoomed to perdition, others are predestined to salvation.

Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.

CONGRESS, n. A body of men who meet to repeal laws.

MAMMON, n. The god of the world's leading religion. The chief temple is in the holy city of New York.

BEGGAR, n. One who has relied on the assistance of his friends.

FLAG, n. A colored rag borne above troops and hoisted on forts and ships. It appears to serve the same purpose as certain signs that one sees and vacant lots in London