DECALOGUE, n. A series of commandments, ten in number - just enough to permit an intelligent selection for observance, but not enough to embarrass the choice.

Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.

One engaged in a commercial pursuit. A commercial pursuit is one in which the thing pursued is a dollar.

PHRENOLOGY, n. The science of picking the pocket through the scalp. It consists in locating and exploiting the organ that one is a dupe with.

Aristocrats: n. fellows that wear downy hats and clean shirts - guilty of education and suspected of bank accounts.

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.

To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result.