The clarinet is a musical instrument the only thing worse than which is two.

Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.

NOUMENON, n. That which exists, as distinguished from that which merely seems to exist, the latter being a phenomenon. The noumenon is a bit difficult to locate; it can be apprehended only by a process of reasoning - which is a phenomenon.

There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.

SYLLOGISM, n. A logical formula consisting of a major and a minor assumption and an inconsequent.

The god of the world's leading religion.

PROOF, n. Evidence having a shade more of plausibility than of unlikelihood. The testimony of two credible witnesses as opposed to that of only one.