Botany, n. The science of vegetables - those that are not good to eat, as well as those that are. It deals largely with their flowers, which are commonly badly designed, inartistic in color, and ill-smelling.

COMFORT, n. A state of mind produced by contemplation of a neighbor's uneasiness.

INGRATE, n. One who receives a benefit from another, or is otherwise an object of charity.

Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.

He laughs best who laughs least.

PICKANINNY, n. The young of the "Procyanthropos", or "Americanus dominans". It is small, black and charged with political fatalities.

Disobey n:To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a command