Liberty is one of the imagination's most precious possessions.

READING, n. The general body of what one reads. In our country it consists, as a rule, of Indiana novels, short stories in "dialect" and humor in slang.

A bad workman quarrels with the man who calls him that.

NOISE, n. A stench in the ear. Undomesticated music. The chief product and authenticating sign of civilization.

Hope is desire and expectation rolled into one.

Definition: CONNOISSEUR, n. A specialist who knows everything about something and nothing about anything else.

EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort.