PHOTOGRAPH, n. A picture painted by the sun without instruction in art. It is a little better than the work of an Apache, but not quite so good as that of a Cheyenne.

Patriotism: The first resort of a scoundrel.

When among the graves of thy fellows, walk with circumspection; thine own is open at thy feet.

Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity.

DISCUSSION, n. A method of confirming others in their errors.

INTENTION, n. The mind's sense of the prevalence of one set of influences over another set; an effect whose cause is the imminence, immediate or remote, of the performance of an involuntary act.

Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.