Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
LEGACY, n. A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears.
I was born to poor because of honest parents.
Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
The slightest acquaintance with history shows that powerful republics are the most warlike and unscrupulous of nations.
ETHNOLOGY, n. The science that treats of the various tribes of Man, as robbers, thieves, swindlers, dunces, lunatics, idiots and ethnologists.